10. The bed is easier to make--one half needs a simple tuck in and the other half remains tucked, tight and smooth.
9. Cereal is the best thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
8. Drying jeans, nylons, exercise shirts/pants over the shower rod will remain there until actually dry instead of a pile on the floor.
7. Family home evening was unfortunately forgotten (but don't worry, Dan-o, prayer and family song is going strong).
6. Cereal is not quite the best thing...maybe I need to change brands to spice up MY taste buds.
5. Shower? What shower? Little time for personal hygiene while glue gunning, painting, prepping for baby shower and sewing.
4. Lights are left on in the house at night.
3. Project hang-over is catching up to me. Perhaps a shower will revitalize my creative juices.
2. Turned the bedroom light on at 5:45 AM and the radio with no hesitation.
1. Watched The Bachelor, Final Rose episode. (Never seen the show and then suddenly transfixed to a ridiculously lame and demeaning activity.)
Hurry home, Dan! Your children will be malnourished and the electrical bill will be higher due to wife not yet coming to terms with the Boogie Man. And call first, please before you get home. Your wife will quickly hop in the shower and tidy-up.
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Hilarious! I am glad you are enjoying yourself and taking a break while he is gone... I have seen every episode EVER of The Bachelor (don't tell anyone! :)
You're funny! Lor...you're a closet Bachelor watcher? :)
Ah, don't shower Ang, he'll still love you!
so, you realize that is what happens to me when kelly is gone? and you better believe that is when i got hooked on the bachelor. lame, i know!
hopefully dan returns home ASAP.
Good to know I'm not the only one who leaves the lights on all night long when Q's gone :) Bachelor -- are you serious that was the only thing on?????You're right it was a waste of time.
Ha Ha that sounds so much like how I used to live when Klade would travel. All except the turning ont the light and radio at 5 a.m. You can guarantee that didn't happen at my house. Sometimes I was turning the lights off at 5 a.m. on my way TO bed.
you tuck in your bed? tight? hmmm . . . haven't done that since i worked at the hospital . . .
where's dan?
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