Dan must have no faith in me. A normal person would wrap Christmas presents up and place them under the tree. He has yet to do that. When Dan worked at the bank he'd hide my presents in the vault. Silly. Dan thinks once a sneak, always a sneak. Childish. Doesn't he realize that I'm an adult now? Adults don't peek at presents. Adults don't try to find their Christmas presents in drawers of the filing cabinet... inside suitcases... inside sleeping bags rolled up... inside storage boxes... under the couch... under the kiddo's bed... He brought the bag in, I saw him but where did he end up with it???...in the trunk of the car... inside black paint totes... behind the extra roll of carpet on the top shelf of the garage and using the lawnmower has a step ladder.
I'm beyond sneaking. I'm flat out tearing this house to pieces!
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Hilarious you big sneak! Hope you find it soon before your house is in shambles!
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