1. Absolute paranoia. I planted sunflowers willy-nilly in the flowerbed. One just happened to grow right by the bedroom window. The head of the sunflower is the same height and size as a human head. I wish I didn't have such an imagination.....
2. Watched a Toddler and Tiaras marathon. Don't ask why.
3. Hearing comments from children about "mom bums" and why they squish from side to side (with over exaggerated arm movements) when moms walk and no ones around to back me up.....kinda funny. I'm now imagining a mom backing up out of the dryer with those semi-truck-back-up beeping sounds. Sad but true.
4. Went grocery shopping. Spent over 90 minutes in the store checking prices, etc. and getting EVERYTHING on the list for once. Had groceries in my cart and bagged. Two carts actually. No money. No check card. No ID. But 2 rubber bands, 1 Kleenex package, sunglasses, 5 pens, 3 Hot Wheel cars, and 3 bottles of hand sanitizer. A clean nose and hands can't buy groceries.
Hurry home, Dan. You complete me.
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Ha! i did this once before, except i had a debit card & couldn't remember the pin & they wouldn't run it as credit. I broke down crying in front of them. it didn't do anything to help my cause. and i'm still mad at costco....
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